LYRIC
You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics by Thurl Ravenscroft, from the album “Country Christmas Favorites”, music has been produced by Jesse Kaye, and You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch song lyrics are penned down by Dr. Seuss & Albert Hague.
You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Lyrics
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
“Stink, stank, stunk!”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You’re the king of sinful sots
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super “naus”!
You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
SONG INFO:
Song: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Artist: Thurl Ravenscroft
Album: Country Christmas Favorites (2016)
Music: Jesse Kaye
Lyrics: Dr. Seuss & Albert Hague
